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yoked up 

dave is yoked up, it actually looks like he's a farm animal and his master has a yoke on his shoulders
yoked up by moolee November 11, 2007
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Yoked up 

To be accosted or snatched up by an individual one has previously pissed off.
That motherfucker stiffed me last week, so when I saw him at the bar he got his ass yoked up.
Yoked up by JT Hines April 30, 2008

yoked up 

1. to steal
2. (less common) to inflict injury upon
1. I yoked up them rims from Walmart.
2. Keep actin up and you'll get yoked up.
yoked up by ringzhz May 9, 2008

yiked up 

"It's 2 0'clock in the mornin, I'm yiked up n i'm horny"
yiked up by Snowbunnii October 25, 2007

yolked up 

To grab someone, usually by the shirt or neck, and pick them up or against the wall.
I heard him talking shit, so I yolked him up.

He was fucking around and got yolked up by some dude.

I don't hit girls, but when she hit MY girl, I yolked her up.
yolked up by JustStitches December 3, 2013

all yaked up

1: you o.k. man?

2:YEA DUDE TOTALLY, ALL YAKED UP RIGHT NOW

1:ummm... that explains the yelling. you have fun with that, just leave me out of it.
all yaked up by atroxtyronebiggums November 21, 2011
when a cop, corrections officer, or ward PA gives you a full nelson using a nightstick. usually till you pass out.
"Sean ain't done shit but then Big Curtiss comes over all wide and yoked him up. Sean in isolation now. "
yoke up by wscott February 9, 2005
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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