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yoga dick 

Phenomenon that occurs when a man wears a pair of pants to yoga class so tight that you can see exactly where the pee comes from.
Natalie: Holy shit! Did you see that guy?
Nick: What? Where?
Natalie: To your right. His pants have conjured up some serious yoga dick!
yoga dick by f5snopro February 12, 2010
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dick yoga 

Gently caressing a man's penis with your fingertips until he's hard again after his first orgasm. A way for men to experience multiple orgasms.
"If you want to go another round, you're going to need to do some dick yoga."
dick yoga by Starla4 July 14, 2019

YogaDick 

When the dick becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. You know that peaceful serenity you get. So loose and limber. Flexible. And now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. You know that's suction baby!
Man T Rose been givin tha beej so much I got a case of yogadick!
YogaDick by Beejerciser May 8, 2011

YogaDick 

A male penis into jelking and stretching the penile gland, making it gain in length, strength and girth.
Guys got the YogaDick Manuel....he'll be unstoppable, now.
YogaDick by DeSexbot March 6, 2022

YogaDick 

A uncommon male, usually one of the potential: Alpha's. Who has spiritual connection to the Yoga groups females for many purposes, including mating.
Man...He's a YogaDick! Dripping wet is YIN CHI.
YogaDick by DeSexbot March 6, 2022
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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