The most atrocious and diabolical behavior known to man. Doing something so egregious that everyone around you has no choice but to gawk in pure astonishment of your disregard for all that is holy.
"Guzzling down five shaboingboings with no accommodations is the most yoppenhiemer shit I've ever seen"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to βfind your placeβ. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.