yelmer

Yelmer is a dude that takes loads of drugs and never does the dishes.

Did Yelmer do the dishes? No he's full of drugs.

by Bring Ha November 21, 2021

Yelderly

Elderly of age, but still young in thinking and physical activities.

My age exceeds 65 yrs, but I jog everyday, workout 3 days a week and teach ballroom dancing. I consider myself yelderly!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 1, 2021

yelper special

Preparing a dish and then spreading "boogers" and "Cum" on it before serving it to a customer that demands special treatment due to the fact that they think they are a food critic because they use YELP.

Waiter: "I'm gonna need another Yelper Special!"
Chef: "No problem, heres one with extra cum!"
Waiter:"Thanks, those Yelpers are such assholes!"

by PsyPhyn December 6, 2015

Yelper

A specific type of douchebag who is uniformly narcissistic with a clear sense of superiority over other individuals because they frequently post reviews on the website Yelp. Despite the fact that these people have no specific qualifications or credentials, they believe themselves of a higher authority on the level of the Cesars of Rome, able to determine the fate of a restaurant, coffee house, or bar in the same fashion as a defeated gladiators' fate was chosen in ancient Rome.

These individuals can be easily spotted out in public as overweight single females or homosexual males taking pictures of their food at restaurants with their cell phones as soon as it is served. They can also be spotted as they snap pictures of hotel lobbies and hallways. The only demographic who appreciates Yelpers are Japanese tourists, who are no longer the stereotype taking more senseless pictures of stupid shit than anyone else.

Yelpers are in general whiny, annoying, high-maintenance individuals who expect to have their asses kissed everywhere they go because of their Yelp status (Duke, Duchess, whatever the fuck).

(Waiter, to his manager) See those frumpy, fat chicks over there at table 3? They are driving me crazy whining about shit and now they are taking pictures of their salads with their phones.
(Manager) Must be Yelpers. Give their fat asses free dessert, or they will give us bad reviews.
(Waiter) Fuck them.

by JimBobJamison August 5, 2013

geller-yeller

the Geller-Family Newspaper.
Edited by Ross Geller

I will put this in the next Geller Yeller!

by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004

yellerbating

The act of yelling whilst masturbating.

1. I heard my brother yelling from his room so I ran in to see what was wrong. I screamed because he was yellerbating.

2. Curtis yellerbates when he plays World of Warcraft.

by KC ShadyLyon February 24, 2011

do an Old Yeller

To kill a domestic animal for any reason (exposure to rabies, untreatable illness, boredom, etc.)

It pained the family to see the veterinarian do an Old Yeller on their twelve-year-old Labrador, but they knew that its time had come.

by Radicality February 9, 2010