Yaunt

A common phrase used by the pretentious assholes who live in Northern Virginia, (NoVa), who think they're too good for the common, colloquial term "Jaunt".

Frederick: That yaunt hit hard.
Mark: Shut the fuck up, Frederick.

Yaunt by Yeehaw123 December 7, 2018

Yaunt

A colloquialism in the deep south for "do you want" pronounced yunt or y-aunt

I'm grabbing some water. Yaunt a bottle?

Yaunt by ElMF September 23, 2019

yaunt

An Aunt that is younger than you are.

My grandpa remarried and just had another kid with his new wife. So shes technically my yaunt debbie

yaunt by rj_inthe412 February 20, 2013

yaunt to? 

a mountain redneck term for"do you want to?"

yaunt to go back yonder and boink?

yaunt to? by dipshit November 8, 2003

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es 

The most superior variant of the "who" word variant, superior over Whomst'd've.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you tell me whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es took my shit?
Guy 2: ...What?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es by Glennicus May 29, 2018

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' 

The word to end all words. Those who can spell it with the right punctuations in place will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

Spelling bee judge: "Spell whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' "
Kid: "Can you use it in a sentence?"

Spelling bee judge: "whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is a very hard word to spell"

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' by nojoha May 21, 2018

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' 

I think its "who", but really not.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' took all of my things.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' by Incorrect definition December 9, 2019