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Yard Stick

A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.
Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"

Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"
by Brengland February 6, 2010
mugGet the Yard Stickmug.

yard stick

yo come hit this yard stick
by 420wizard October 22, 2025
mugGet the yard stickmug.

yard stick

venoms yard. if invited be prepared for a long stay.
by venom March 22, 2004
mugGet the yard stickmug.

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