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Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor
I think I'm going to go home tonight and pat the old lady on the ass and park the ol' yacht in hair harbor. Deal!
Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor by weave March 24, 2003
yacht ho's
Young attractive female or handsome male who lurks around yacht clubs and boating venues trying to set the hook into big daddy Rolex.
Aimee the typical voluptuous and well endowed yacht ho asked kindly if she might handle the block and tackle duties on John Rolex's main mizzen mast. Yacht ho's like Amanda the snake charmer were already in the old mans boat hold pumping out his bilges.
yacht ho's by M. Bond February 28, 2016
Simon Le Bon’s Yacht
To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
Simon Le Bon’s Yacht by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
Yacht Snot
This is normally a young person who has access to large - and often times - unlimited amounts of money. The money comes from their parents. This person can be either male or female. A typical place to find such a turd is around your local university campus. They tend to stand out as they are normally driving a similar car to most pro athletes(porches, range rovers, denalis). When they are walking to class, you will notice them wearing polo shirts with popped collars and capri pants. They frequently reside in greek row. Someday they will find out that they were buying fake friends, can't buy coolness at Nordstroms.
Ninja 1: Yo did you see that Yacht Snot last night at the bar?
Ninja 2: Oh, you mean that dude flashing his dads American Express Black Card like he was Jay Z?
Ninja 1: Ya, that dude is a turd.
Ninja 2: I considered bringing his girl home, but she was just too orange for me.
Ninja 2: Oh, you mean that dude flashing his dads American Express Black Card like he was Jay Z?
Ninja 1: Ya, that dude is a turd.
Ninja 2: I considered bringing his girl home, but she was just too orange for me.
Yacht Snot by trav907 March 22, 2010
yacht slut
yacht slut by LRopeADope December 26, 2016
yacht club suit
yacht club suit by ralph suiter December 20, 2008