yacht racing

Any activity that causes the viewer to lapse into a slack-jawed, drooling coma from sheer boredom.

Dave: How's that Economics class working out?

Bill: It's yacht racing, man, yacht racing.

by groundconrol67 August 19, 2007

Three-yacht race

Colloquial description of a tennis player wins a best-of-five set match with a scoreline of 6-4 6-4 6-4.

In the second round of the Australian Open, Andrey Rublev defeated Chris Eubanks in a three-yacht race.

by TennisNerd64 January 17, 2024