a uselessly funny phrase used when you can't think of jack all 2 say. I use it at least once every day.
"How ya goin'?"

"Yo fat mole"

"Suck my cock"
"suck ya mums cock"

"Your fat"

"what were you doin last night?"
by Bend Over June 08, 2004
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"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"

"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"

"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"
by Anonymous May 04, 2003
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the answer to every thing in the world:

"your fat"
"ya mums fat"

"ur a seedy cunt"
"ya mums got a seedy cunt"

"you licked my anus"
"ya mum licks my anus"
And some JokEs:

Ya mums so fat that when she gets hit by a semi trailer she goes"Who threw that rock!?"

ya mums so fat she got baptised in the ocean!

ya mums so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure!

ya mum is so stupid she took a part time job painting skeetles!

ya mums so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way!!!!!!!!!!!
ya mums a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate doing this its for the fucking example
by YA MUM LOVES IT December 10, 2004
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1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner
Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum
by Matt November 30, 2004
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the answer to anything and if you can't be bothered to think of an answer just say "ya mum"
Q.what did you do on the weekend?
A.ya mum
Q.how are you?
A.hows ya mum?
by mel November 16, 2003
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yamum is slang word for "your mother" or "your mum".
"u know who else loves it?? -- Yamum!"
by CoRzA April 05, 2005
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