xylophagus 

adj. Having the ability to bore through wood with mandibles or teeth; wood eating. (mainly used to describe wood-boring insects termites, carpenter ants and bees, etc.)

Those fuckin' xylophagus bees are eatin' away the wooden patio support beams!

xylophagus by thetorpidone October 12, 2006

xylophagous 

(referring to an animal, especially insects or woodworking teachers) feeding on or boring into wood

the woodbug is a xylophagous insect
whoa, Mr. holmes is very xylophagous

xylophagous by Inuchan October 26, 2006

Xylophus

The rare purple rhinoceros. The purple rhinoceros is very aggressive in nature and will charge at if it feel's threatened. Poached for its thick strangely colored hide, and for its rare black Ivory horn.

Also used to refer to a raging colored male.

the heuk gwai, was a major xyolphus.

and for those not Chinese: Jawrelle was a xylophus after practice yesterday.

Xylophus by the heuk gwai January 14, 2010