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Xylophus

The rare purple rhinoceros. The purple rhinoceros is very aggressive in nature and will charge at if it feel's threatened. Poached for its thick strangely colored hide, and for its rare black Ivory horn.

Also used to refer to a raging colored male.
the heuk gwai, was a major xyolphus.

and for those not Chinese: Jawrelle was a xylophus after practice yesterday.
by the heuk gwai January 14, 2010
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xylopuss

Some ambiguity as to whether it is in fact a xylophone/cat or a xylophone/platypus. In either case, a living specimen has yet to be found and is currently theorized to occur only in high temperature climates.
Guy: I heard someone talking about a xylopuss the other day...wtf?

Girl: I think it's a fun name for keyboard cat, but with a xylophone...

Guy: How do you know it isn't a platypus rocking out?
by notaninsidejoke November 14, 2013
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Xylopussy

When more than 3 girls lay naked in a line and a man takes his penis and slaps each of the women's vagina's.
Last night, I got a bunch of girls to help me play the xylopussy.
by tatman180 April 22, 2011
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