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An 'Xpert' is someone who can over come nearly every obstacle.
Mainly associated as somebody who has exceptional computer knowledge and a person who will always aspire to be better.

This type of person is often fond of a quote like
"This war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair... greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope... against this peril we must never surrender. No one knows the shape of the future, or where it will take us -- we know only that the future is always born in pain."
If you played an 'Xpert' on Halo, be prepared to lose.
Xpert by Alan January 6, 2005
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May be good at pistol, but he should use it more.
He is a rocket whore and only plays danger canyon using rockets and fuel rod only.
Mofo was killed by TaC°Xpert (aka rocket whore)
Mofo: Omg, ns wid ur rocket !1!!!11!
xpert by Ur momma January 11, 2005
Related Words
Someone addicted to video games and uses it as an escape from reality. They belive their prowess on the game makes htem great in real life.
The 'xpert' was addicted to halo and thought he was great in real life
Xpert by Fat chick @ halo January 11, 2005
The best at absolutely everything imaginable
David Koyi is the Xpert
Xpert by Xpert_ December 2, 2019
A person absolutely amazing at everything they do.
David Koyi is a real XPERT
Xpert by Xpert_ December 2, 2019

HIE-xpert 

Supposed "Experts" that have never done a task or experienced the trial or been to a place or held the job but are 'experts' in that field because they 'read' an article, book or blog about it. Like people on the Holiday Inn Express commercials - all they did was spend the night
John read a blog about the Tamil Tigers and now is an HIE-xpert on them.
HIE-xpert by greenguy253 December 7, 2009
when you're trying to be funny, while playing league, playing with your high elo duo partner that is better than you, but you keep denying his advice
player 1- You were pretty xpete this game
player 2- Sorry, i have the habit of being a cunt that's bad on league
player 1- UnDeRsTaNdAbLe
xpete by Thot express May 19, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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