A bitch that has no ears to listen with and always tries to fuck up someone elses life. This bitch doesn't know how to stop laughing and act normal. She clings on to girls so much people think she's a bitch. People believe that her hair is horrible, and that she never washes it properly. She likes to think she's so cool whereas she's a fucking hoe. She does stuff and then blames someone else.
1: OMG did you hear about the new girl?
2: YEAH SHE'S SO WEIRD AND ANNOYING 1: IKR SHE'S BASICALLY A XINRU!!
An xinyu is a beautiful girl who has Chinese parents and two sisters, she is beautiful and the most precious friend ever, there is no better friend you could ever ask for. she is talented and never lets her friends down, she is literally the cutest human and is lovely and flawless, its impossible to ever replace this girl with someone else
Im friends with an true meaning of xinyu, (read that as xinyu not true meaning of xinyu) she is irresistibly adorable and so precious and loyal! She is so irreplaceable
A girl suffering from insomnia but is always willing to help out her friends with homework (especially add maths) (but actually she just don't like rejecting people)
She looks very chill and composed even though she is internally passing out
She will just smile awkwardly at you if she doesn't know you too well :)
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.