Xaezurlianism or Xaeism is the condition in which a delusional LARPer claims to be neither a Fascist nor an Egotist, and has the delusional thoughts of believing they are a God-Emperor that should rule the real world with a type of thousand year reich but as a hive-minded society. First found in Willinath Guynne, the owner of a Discord server known as "The United Imperiums of Xaezurlia". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from Xaezurlianism, please see a phycologist.
Member of UIX: I'm a believer of Xaezurlianism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'