xArrow uwu 

xArrow uwu lights up any person’s life he steps into, and has a heart the size of the universe. he’s definitely a weird kid, but he’s also the funniest, most kind (mean), amazing, intelligent, amazing, innocent, caring, amazing, rude and perfectly splendid kid around town. he also is a bit of a furry who uses cats as profile pictures and has been spotted wearing chicken costumes whilst meowing (hide your valuables!). he’s famous for having the most epic music taste and for his amazing laugh, which makes anyone who is lucky enough to hear it smile. he is super shy xdddd, and likes to click his mouse and rage a bit :bunnyrage: whenever he gets nervous. he is simply the best person to talk about everything and nothing with, sit in a well with, talk to minecraft steves with, listen to as he paniks or be around in general. he is just loved by anyone with a functioning brain. xArrow uwu (formerly known as awwo), if you are reading this YOU ARE SO BAD. hey btw c:

Person 1: hey, did you hear that?
Person 2: yeah, sounded like something meowed.
Person 1: wow, xArrow uwu must be in da house!

xArrow uwu by xArrow uwu’s #1 fan June 29, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012