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Hofty Wofty 

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
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Wefty Lestern 

A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.
Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.
Wefty Lestern by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011

Wafty Growler 

A vagina with a very unusual odor; usually unpleasant
Sammy: Did you talk to Debra earlier?

Gerald: Yeah, I could smell her wafty growler from 50ft away
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I'm WUFT, but my skills are NUFT.
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Whenever I'm most down, I turn to my wuffy for comfort.
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wafty beaver

Female who has abnormally pungent, stinky snatch. The odor is so horrific that your pecker retreats like a frightened turtle going back into his shell. You don't want to go down on that bitch. The smell has such a lasting affect that you swear off porking.
As soon as Lisa dropped her panties, the wafty beaver attacked my sense of smell.