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Nuft

1. Lacking or deficient in the sense of smelling.
2. A word used to describe individuals that cannot smell odors, pleasant or otherwise.
3. A word for nose-blindness that is actually it’s own word. (See nose-blindness)

The word “nuft” closely follows the grammatical structure of “deaf” and can be easily declined in like manner.

Deaf - Nuft
Deafer - Nufter
Deafest - Nuftest
Deafness - Nuftness
Deafened - Nuftened (Silent ‘t’)
Deafening - Nuftening (Silent ‘t’)

If a form of “nuft” is required that is not listed here, refer to the form of “deaf” that most closely fits the situation and convert it to “nuft.” If this new form of “nuft” is difficult to pronounce, the ‘t’ is likely intended to be silent.
“Johnny’s practically nuft; he can’t hardly smell anything.”
“Fargo is WAY nufter than Johnny. He might be the nuftest of us all.”

The nuftening stench hit Bob like a truck.

“I smell.” Said the blind, nuft man to his dumb deaf daughter.

“Nuftness is not a joke, Stephen. I’ve been nuft practically my whole life. It all began when I passed by that grouchy green trash puppet named Oscar. I’ve been nuftened ever since.”
by Artufex December 24, 2021
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nufty

A completely useless cunt. Hopeless at life.
Steve: Hey Dave, do you need a hand to finish that job next week?
Dave: Yeah, that would be good.
Steve: I'll get Jonny to help you.
Dave: No don't give me him, he is a fucken nufty.
by swarlos November 18, 2012
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Nuftie

A person who is obsessed with or knows everything about non-fungible tokens (NFT's). A person who lives and breathes NFT's.
They're all over the NFT space, a complete nuftie.
by Leise November 7, 2021
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NUFTTY

Pronounced "Nuff-Tee"
Acronym for "No Use F**king Talking To You" and is used in relation to folks who just aren't worth having a conversation with.

Originated in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne - Australia.
"Anyone who claims 2nd-Life is the next major internet marketplace is a NUFTTY"
by Naca-Yoda October 8, 2007
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NUFTER

A male homosexual. A bit like pufter, but with an 'N' at the beginning. Used in southern England.
Dude to Girlfriend: "Who was that guy I saw you talking to?"
Girlfriend to Dude: "Oh him, don't worry, he's a raving nufter".
(Later) Dude to Nufter: "Fancy a threesome, nufter?"
Nufter to Dude: "You nufter".
by Jo-Ent November 6, 2008
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nufty

A term for a bit of a wet male. Someone who is a bit of a gink or a loser, the sort of person who puts a profile on a dating site, but really has no chance in hell of receiving a message, not unless his mum signs on and happens across his picture.

They generally have either a shaven head, or at least a grade1 haircut. They ride fast cars to make themselves look cool, but work in an estate agents during the week.

When making jacket potatoes, they make sure to call their mum first, to check how long they should leave them to cook.
"Oh my lord, check him out, he's a right nufty!"
by Lord Luke of PANIC CoMA October 13, 2006
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Nufty

An unusual individual, usually standing with a slight backward lean. Often uses the word "skunk". Can also be referred to as "Sianksi".
You are such a Nufty standing there like that!
by Sianksi April 17, 2023
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