WTPS

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'W' What
'T' The
'P' Postage
'S' Stamp

WTPS is used for an expression of suprisement and/or confusement.

Syn: wtf, wtc, wth

Also known as WTPS doubled, tripled, or quadrupled for extreme cases.

Do not use any 'f's in wtps, that's not cool.

1. "WTPS! I have sooo much homework tonight!"

2. "WTPS quadrupled! Chad asked me to homecoming! AHHHHH!"

WTPS by Blimey Limey and Kiwi Quencher January 9, 2008

Words you can keep

wtps

What the postage stamp
a phrase only used by cool kids, when they dont want to get in trouble for saying something worse

Wtps chad asked me to prom!

wtps by Ann Sue January 10, 2008

Related Words

#WTPSL • WTPSM • WTP

WTPSM

White Trash Per Square Mile: this is an unofficial statistic used in states that contain densely populated urban centers surrounded by swaths of 'country folk' who drive pick-up trucks and like to tail-gate, swaddle both lanes, and cut off Subarus. WTPSM is often used in traffic and housing statistics and is often cited in explaining why there are no local Starbucks or Whole Foods for damn near a hundred miles!

In trying to make determinations on why there are a disproportionate number of traffic accidents on country roads, DOTs in Oregon, Wisconsin and even Texas often cite the higher levels of WTPSM as a factor.

WTPSM by PavlovBadjewski October 17, 2017

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026