WTPS 

'W' What
'T' The
'P' Postage
'S' Stamp

WTPS is used for an expression of suprisement and/or confusement.

Syn: wtf, wtc, wth

Also known as WTPS doubled, tripled, or quadrupled for extreme cases.

Do not use any 'f's in wtps, that's not cool.

1. "WTPS! I have sooo much homework tonight!"

2. "WTPS quadrupled! Chad asked me to homecoming! AHHHHH!"

WTPS by Blimey Limey and Kiwi Quencher January 9, 2008

wtps 

What the postage stamp
a phrase only used by cool kids, when they dont want to get in trouble for saying something worse

Wtps chad asked me to prom!

wtps by Ann Sue January 10, 2008

WTPSM 

White Trash Per Square Mile: this is an unofficial statistic used in states that contain densely populated urban centers surrounded by swaths of 'country folk' who drive pick-up trucks and like to tail-gate, swaddle both lanes, and cut off Subarus. WTPSM is often used in traffic and housing statistics and is often cited in explaining why there are no local Starbucks or Whole Foods for damn near a hundred miles!

In trying to make determinations on why there are a disproportionate number of traffic accidents on country roads, DOTs in Oregon, Wisconsin and even Texas often cite the higher levels of WTPSM as a factor.

WTPSM by PavlovBadjewski October 17, 2017