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White Trash Per Square Mile: this is an unofficial statistic used in states that contain densely populated urban centers surrounded by swaths of 'country folk' who drive pick-up trucks and like to tail-gate, swaddle both lanes, and cut off Subarus. WTPSM is often used in traffic and housing statistics and is often cited in explaining why there are no local Starbucks or Whole Foods for damn near a hundred miles!
In trying to make determinations on why there are a disproportionate number of traffic accidents on country roads, DOTs in Oregon, Wisconsin and even Texas often cite the higher levels of WTPSM as a factor.
WTPSM by PavlovBadjewski October 17, 2017
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acronym for wait till you see my dick
wait till you see my dick (wtysmd) imma beat dat pussy up

ying yang twins whisper song
youtube dot com/watch?v=VX3dXiS3mtw
wtysmd by bRaddish November 26, 2010
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WTPSM • WTSM • #WTPSL • Wtfsm • wtfsmfi • WTPAMB • wtsmf • wtysmd • WTP
We The Sus Music, subscribe to them and discord.gg/WTSM
“WTSM is the best channel on YouTube”
WTSM by -Meat Jesus- July 23, 2021
We The Sus Music (WTSM) is a youtube channel based on making "sus" or gay parodys of popular songs. They are best known for the "mask" sus remix.
Person1: Wanna Listen to revenge gay remix?

person2: Yeah! but make sure its wtsm!
WTSM by Carter :) July 26, 2021
'W' What
'T' The
'P' Postage
'S' Stamp

WTPS is used for an expression of suprisement and/or confusement.

Syn: wtf, wtc, wth

Also known as WTPS doubled, tripled, or quadrupled for extreme cases.

Do not use any 'f's in wtps, that's not cool.
1. "WTPS! I have sooo much homework tonight!"

2. "WTPS quadrupled! Chad asked me to homecoming! AHHHHH!"
What the postage stamp
a phrase only used by cool kids, when they dont want to get in trouble for saying something worse
Wtps chad asked me to prom!
wtps by Ann Sue January 10, 2008
(NOTE : WTSMF is an incurable neurological condition characterized by social maladjustment, bad personal hygiene, and inappropriate emottional outbursts. Researchers believe it is closely related to Tourette's Syndrome, though the results of recent laboratory studies currently await peer review ahead of JAMA publication.)

Many of the soulless locals here in grim Newark, Delaware --- most especially the slack-jawed UD students hailing from New Jersey, Staten Island, and Long Island --- respond with "What the shit, motherfucker ?!" when provoked. Provocations include making eye contact, genuine laughter, being possessed of a positive attitude, and saying things like 'Good morning' or 'Hello'. Though no documentation exists to support their POV, long-time staff at the campus infirmary have seen symptoms in successive familal generrations of UD students, and subsequently feel that much like idiocy, the WTSMF syndrome is congential.
Seeing the stacks of textbooks they were carrying, Jay moved to the outside of the sidewalk to let a group of girls pass. "Good morning ! Can I give y'all a hand with those ?" In unison and with raspy, smoker's Long Island accents, they replied "What the shit, motherfucker ?!". Looking back after they had passed, Jay could see 'wtsmf' tattooed on one girl's hairy inner thigh. It was at that very moment he decided to transfer to Penn State.
wtsmf by YouDeeBleck October 5, 2017
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