wronko

A word used to describe bland, tool-like farm person.

Guy: My friend send me a package.
Girl: Cool, what is it?
Guy: I'm not sure but it's packed in a margarine container...
Girl: What a wronko.

by Spicybuns December 14, 2010

wonko

Used in a way of saying Crazy, Weird, Ignorant or just Freaky.

Hello Gorgeous! If you're watching this you're obviously back at Stargate Command. And you're probably thinking everyone around you has gone completely wonko. With the exception of Daniel who, let's face it, was always a little bit

by Janurell August 17, 2016

Wonko the sane

If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would hten have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.

John "Wonko The Sane" Watson is tall and gangly.

He lives in an inside-out house overlooking the Pacific Ocean. That is, to visit you park on the carpet. There's a sign on the wall that reads, "Come Outside." He considers the rest of the world to be "The Asylum," because it seemed to him that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks was no longer a civilization in which he could live and stay sane.

Wonko knows more about the dolphins than any other human being alive.

Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams

by Wonko_The_Sane January 22, 2005

wrongon

a term to describe a british country folk who is slightly wrong in the head,a nutcase or does crazy things. often takes large amounts of cocaine or pills

ted: oi did you see jack put his head through that window then steal the copper

rick: yeah hes a proper "wrongon"

by geldolf-the-great April 10, 2008

Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.

Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.

by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014

Wronker

A paper instrument, used to smoke cannabis and other herbal substances AKA spliff or joint (and wronkstaff/Wronk)

"mate, that is a fat wronker"
"skin up a fat wronker bud"

by Geoff and Stu March 14, 2006

Wronkey

A word describing something that is wrong, messed up, nasty, etc. Similar to 'Ratchet' but worse.

Friend 1: That girl's body is bangin'.

Friend 2: Yeah, but her face is straight wronkey, bro.

by Griffers and Mich January 9, 2013