People named Writtika are stupid people but also very kind. They love animals and don't want anyone to be harmed in anyway, but somehow, people hate them. They always run away from Writtikas like they're some kind of monsters.
They won't kill you.
Person1: OMG is that a Writtika???
Person2: So? They won't kill you, mate.
Person3: OMG THEY'LL KILLUS RUN!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.