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wound sex 

a violent sexual position developed by the ancient satanic occult "Gelaisazore; former leader Father Josh St. Gelais." Like the name "wound sex," the user will find or created a wound; this is generally done with a knife. Once this is done they will then insert there penis into the bloody hole. They will then begin to indugle themselves in a sexual rage, inserting and removing there penis repeatedly. As this process continues the wound will gradually grow in size; often another member will join in to fill in the space. This act is considerably messy and the wound is guaranteed to pick up infection; following the "wound sex."
Corey - shit i cut up my arm real bad

Rob - well... we might as well put it to good use then

Corey - ya i geuss i could go for some wound sex, call up the boys, this one's gonna be a bleeder!

sex wounds 

Parallel to battle wounds in the amount of respect received by others when shown to the mass. Sex wounds may be identified by, but not limited to: bruises, scratch marks, bite marks, mangled wrists, the absence of hair or flesh in areas, welts, missing earlobes, and/or unexplainable piercings, scars, or discoloration. Causes may vary from the basic use of nails or teeth to the more elaborate (and it shows) use of whips, chains, handcuffs, or various elastic devices.
Drew: Dude, Greg, what are those marks all over your back from?

Greg: Keep that shit quiet man.

Random Bystander: Wow, i wish i could get some sex wounds of my own (That Greg guy is one lucky bastard)!
sex wounds by Greg Cole April 23, 2005

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?" 

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
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