Work Dump 

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.

Work Dump by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

Work Dump 

Going to use the bathroom at your job solely because you need to check text messages and dick around on your phone.

Guy "Yo did Jamie text you back about this weekend?'
Guy2 " I dont know yet, Im going to take a Work Dump in a sec, I'll let you know in about 10"

Work Dump by Cum Puncher July 20, 2011

Dump-trailer work 

Unholy and Sexual acts upon a female with a rather large cake (bumhole that is larger than 40 inches), will most likely take place inside a reeky yoke.

person A asks "how was your weekend samurai?"
person B replies: " my antics were unacceptable sensai, I performed unholy amounts of dump-trailer work on a large english white.

Dump-trailer work by elginmatthew January 23, 2021

work dumping 

an expression used similar to "trauma dumping", used to describe when a friend comes into a group chat ranting about what is going on at their job that nobody cares about

Tony: "i was just about to be caught up and she gives me a million dishes"
Dom: "here he goes work dumping again"

work dumping by kulaid July 12, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019