i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Custom Woodcraft

A once thriving residential building contractor in the mainline suburbs of Philadelphia which grew from hard work of many talented carpenters and through word of mouth became the go to builder for some of the more wealthy and influential residents of this area. Once well respected and known for its leadership and talented diverse crew and a Dominican guy and a washed up cokehead Eagles fan which excelled in high quality work until the late 2000’s when the long slow process of the changing of hands in ownership to the next generation quickly brought in new practices of betrayal, over charging, and a drug induced I don’t give a fuck mentality to old and new customers alike. Often robbing Peter to Pay Paul like techniques and the new norm in which paying sub contractors was optional, mostly months after billing if at all. There final years they got by on pure luck if even finishing a job at all. When the cloud of smoke settled the leader still was reported missing and on the run. (Probably getting high)The last known employees were seen withdrawing from a job site like American soldiers leaving the embassy in Vietnam in the final days trying not to be over run by subs, inspectors, and home owners.

All gave some , Some gave all

Forty years of hard work to build up Custom Woodcraft was all destroyed by a pill popping, spoiled dick who was handed everything and still failed.

Andrew the electrician is still waiting for a check from Custom Woodcraft.

Rick the painter and his companion Terry are just two examples of what could have been if. It for Custom Woodcraft.

Now that Custom Woodcraft is no more, Jose now owns a tire shop he acquired from a loan he got from sucking off a rich 70 year old college professor.

by Fyou123 May 14, 2019

Warcraft Widow

Girlfriend of person who is constantly playing World of WarCraft.

I never see him anymore, I'm such a Warcraft widow.

by xela September 1, 2008

Wojcraft

Wojcraft is a Minecraft server named after Wojenko, it's creator.

'Can't wait to log on to wojcraft tonight!'

by Haan11 March 14, 2021

world of warcraft

crack, in CD-ROM form.

World of Warcraft player: listen, man, i'll do anything, ANYTHING for just one more month of play! i'm serious, man, here, take my sister, take my penis, take my house, just don't take my level 56 troll rogue!
Guy: who the fuck are you anyway?

by ObeyZod September 25, 2005

world of warcraft

The world's most effective form of birth control.

Pregnancy, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Herpes. These are just some of the things that World of Warcraft players need not be concerned about.

by Echelon April 8, 2008

WarCraft

WarCraft is a series of games made by Blizzard. Until now, there are 4 games in the series:

WarCraft I: Orcs and Humans

WarCraft II: Tides of Darkness
* Additional facts:
- There is one expansion; The dark portal.
- There is also released a Battle.net-enabled version of the game with the expansion included.

WarCraft III: Reign of Chaos
* Additional facts:
- One of the most popular RTS games to date.
- There is one expansion; The Frozen Throne
- WarCraft III: Battle Chest is available. This box includes Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, WarCraft III: The Frozen Throne and an official strategy-guide.

World of WarCraft
* Additional facts:
- The most popular MMoRPG to date, if not the most popular game in the world.
- The game currently has about 4.5 million players.

Words and phrases and such used in and about the games:

w3\wc3 = Warcraft 3
tft = Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne
WoW = World of Warcraft
aggro = When you make a mob (computercontrolled enemy) engage you.
oom = Out of Mana
Mana = The energy you need to cast spells\magic.
hp = Health Points.
xp = Experience. Points you need to gain next level. You gain XP by killing mobs in your levelrange and doing quests.
lvl = level
ding = someone announces that they have advanced to a new level.
lfg = looking for group (party)
lfm = looking for an additinal member to an existing group (party)
pp = party party. used when someone wants to enter a group. (Party)
ah = auctionhouse

by Zodux September 29, 2005