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wordfuck 

1. (noun) a combination of several words into one, usually witty (see definition 2), that most people can understand almost instantly

2. (verb) mashing words together in an attempt to sound witty but instead sounding very garbled
James -Sometimes I just wish there was somewhere where I could tweet, watch online videos, and add musicians as friends at the same time.
Tad -Oh, you mean like Spacetubester: it's MySpace, YouTube, and Twitter all together.
James -Nah, that's just a wordfuck.
wordfuck by TheOne.Omni February 16, 2010

wordfucker 

A wordsmith who can practically persuade anyone to do anything with their carefully chosen language.
That woman is the most talented and confident wordfucker I’ve ever met.
wordfucker by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2019

Woodfuck 

Woodfuck: A word in reference to the mamal (Woodchuck), but is in turn to describe a person (Ex; porn star, slut, whore, or prostitute) as to being overwhelmingly sexually aroused that they engage in excessive amounts of intercourse. Usually when that person has sex with their partner(s), they can go from upwards of seven hundred hours up to even seven hundred days (given that there's enough food and water for every one person involved) just to get every bit of satisfaction.
That woodfuck is going to be gone for another seven hundred hours.
Woodfuck by TheDeadmandillon February 14, 2017

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

Word Fuck 

Editing a paper in an attempt to sound smarter without changing the meaning, content, or general idea of the paper.
Joe: Sarah, did you finish your term paper for economics yet?

Sarah: Yep, I word fucked that paper until I sounded like Alan Greenspan.
Word Fuck by AB&AKL December 17, 2008

Wordfucked 

You cant seem to talk, or say a word straight. You cant have a conversation without fucking up a word.....or finding the correct word....sometimes being word fucked is when you say something but a different phrase gets mixed with whut you say, and therefore makes your sentence make no fucking sense.........
>_<: Shit......i went to look for food in the fucking upstairs refridgerator......wait, shit. ahahah, im a little WORDFUCKED

P_P: hey, dont problem.....shit, I GOT WORDFUCKED TOO!!!
Wordfucked by ,xnkacnvdvij December 10, 2009
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