A short, white running back of the new england patriots. he was released by the jets and the pats signed him. he is so small that he gets lost behind the offensive line, and is impossible to tackle because of his stature. he can catch like a wide receiver, and can run like a running back...just another great patriot utility guy.

dude! where did Danny Woodhead go?! i cant see him...

idk man...wait, there he is! hes gonna score!

yeeeeah! i fucking love Woodhead.

Danny Woodhead by bob blackburg January 12, 2011

Related Words

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Woolheater

noun - after ass fucking a girl with a really hairy asshole, a man passes out with his dick sandwiched in her hairy butt cheeks like a hot dog and it warms hit dick like a wool sweater.

adj - the state of having one's cock stuck inside a girl's hairy asscrack

verb - to intentionally fuck a girl with a hairy asshole

noun:
6:30am
9man wakes up and finds his cock is snug in his lover's asscrack)
"Oh boy my cock is so warm, must have gotten the old woolheater last night"

adj -Ah, I got woolheater dick again! My dick smells like shit, but damn is it warm!"

verb - "I'm gonna woolheater Meredith tonight. She's got a hairry buttcrack but she lets me put my dick in her ass."

Woolheater by Pickle Hair Yea Yea June 24, 2010

woodhead

a morning blow job

i woke up to a woodhead

woodhead by Ariiiia January 20, 2013

Angela Woodhead

A hot girl who when you look at her she gives you wood. Usually girls like these are only found in Maine...particularly on the western coast. Be careful as even though she may be hot, she is not ditsy...not at all! Woodheads are known for their extreme greatness in all aspects of life such as piano, tennis, skiing, and being in a band! Everyone loves a Woodhead.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that Angela Woodhead is go great! I love her!

Angela Woodhead by Wellsian of Maine July 16, 2008

Danny WoodHead

running back/receiver for the new england patriots in 2010/11. his name is often used as slang for "penis"

wanna see my danny woodhead?

Danny WoodHead by xxjuice17xx January 21, 2011

woodhead

to get head in woods or a forest

guy: dude, last night i was in the woods with my girlfriend and she gave me some woodhead!!

friend: damn, does she give good woodhead?

guy: hell yea!

woodhead by pop eye November 17, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026