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Danny Woodhead 

A short, white running back of the new england patriots. he was released by the jets and the pats signed him. he is so small that he gets lost behind the offensive line, and is impossible to tackle because of his stature. he can catch like a wide receiver, and can run like a running back...just another great patriot utility guy.
dude! where did Danny Woodhead go?! i cant see him...

idk man...wait, there he is! hes gonna score!

yeeeeah! i fucking love Woodhead.
Danny Woodhead by bob blackburg January 12, 2011

Woolheater 

noun - after ass fucking a girl with a really hairy asshole, a man passes out with his dick sandwiched in her hairy butt cheeks like a hot dog and it warms hit dick like a wool sweater.

adj - the state of having one's cock stuck inside a girl's hairy asscrack

verb - to intentionally fuck a girl with a hairy asshole
noun:
6:30am
9man wakes up and finds his cock is snug in his lover's asscrack)
"Oh boy my cock is so warm, must have gotten the old woolheater last night"

adj -Ah, I got woolheater dick again! My dick smells like shit, but damn is it warm!"

verb - "I'm gonna woolheater Meredith tonight. She's got a hairry buttcrack but she lets me put my dick in her ass."

woodhead 

i woke up to a woodhead
woodhead by Ariiiia January 20, 2013

Angela Woodhead 

A hot girl who when you look at her she gives you wood. Usually girls like these are only found in Maine...particularly on the western coast. Be careful as even though she may be hot, she is not ditsy...not at all! Woodheads are known for their extreme greatness in all aspects of life such as piano, tennis, skiing, and being in a band! Everyone loves a Woodhead.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that Angela Woodhead is go great! I love her!

Danny WoodHead 

running back/receiver for the new england patriots in 2010/11. his name is often used as slang for "penis"
Danny WoodHead by xxjuice17xx January 21, 2011

woodhead 

guy: dude, last night i was in the woods with my girlfriend and she gave me some woodhead!!

friend: damn, does she give good woodhead?

guy: hell yea!
woodhead by pop eye November 17, 2010