wook bush

Wook bush is a bush with long nappy hair and may even be dreaded. If you have ever witnessed wook bush you have to instantly burn sage to protect your aura. It’s so bad you would rather have your best dude friend blow drugs up your ass known as the boof assist.

Hey bro did you sleep with that wook chick you met at the Disco Biscuits show? Nah. Her wook bush was so scary I decided to let Troy blow mollie into my squashed spider.