wooden face
wooden face by Rhythm Divine January 18, 2018
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woodenface
Refers to those bureaucrats who argue with you with an unmoving face. They are implaccable, unmoving, and uncaring.
As if theirfaces were carved from a wooden block.
As if theirfaces were carved from a wooden block.
I wentdown to the DMV, but the woodenface at the main counter wouldn't agree that a 6 foot 6 inch man with a 6 inch beard is a male, not female. I thought it was M (masturbation) and F (fucking) &, although M was true, I put down what I hoped for in the box for "sex?" when I first requested a license. I almost dropped trou to show her that I was male, but I bet even then she'd just ignore the facts & stick to her stupid made up mind.
woodenface by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 5, 2022
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