a place were cool kids hang out in the summer and play hockey in the winter. It's an old wooden playground. Some kid shit on one of the swings. And it's were everyone meets. That's all we do because there's nothing else to do.
bob:"Where are you"
fred:"The Wooden park"
bob:"I'll be right down"
by dill657564 October 14, 2007
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1. A racial term used to describe a black thot.
2. A tool in the popular Swedish game, Minecraft, used for farming.
1. Shut the fuck up, you wooden hoe!
2. I made this ENTIRE farm with this one wooden hoe!
by WillRevealIfWordBecomesPopular February 4, 2019
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Occurs when your animal urinates or defecates an extreme amount on your couch cushions that they acquire the feeling of a "wooden sofa" and are gross.
Man 1- "Hey dude, lemme' sleep on that couch for the night

Man 2- "No don't do that, it's a wooden sofa"

Man 1- "Faggot dogs"
by Bulbasour July 28, 2010
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Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.
Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced
by anonymous August 5, 2004
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In the cartoon series "the Tick", his sidekick Arthur deserted him, so the Tick made his very own sidekick out of broken pieces of wood, with nails for eyes.
Tick: Little Wooden Boy! you can take him! *throws him at the enemy's face*
by ArchDevil November 4, 2003
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A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.
I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"
by Immersion May 25, 2011
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A fledge which is made of wood.

This is a non-sense word, because a fledge itself doesn't exist, so logically a wooden one shouldn't exist either.

see Jabberwocky
You may be winning, but I have a Wooden Fledge!
by Cassidy L November 6, 2007
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