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Wood Wood 

Is something white boys say in prison meaning peckerwood. Usually in reference to a member of an Arian gang
Wood wood is In reference to seeing another member of their gang and yelling woow wood
Wood Wood by Nobody1985 June 26, 2020

Wood on Wood 

When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.
Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood

Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.

wood on wood 

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.
As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris 

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.
Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.