When the driver sits in the passenger seat while an attractive and agile woman climbs on top to perform a fascinating position. When she gets in the proper position she will be resting her hands on the dash bouncing up and down. In a "baller"'s case, he's vechile would be equipped with a Wood Grain Dash. These are usually found in Luxury SUVs like the Escalades.
I was banging that hott bitch and had her Grippin Wood Grain in my Escalade
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!