A saying that states that life really is too short and that if you have any particular goals then don't sit around and waste your time doing nothing. Life isn't gonna wait for you so just try to achieve your goals as quick as you can, but never rush.
by CelticEagle February 14, 2019
An annoying person who keeps popping up everywhere. Just when you think this person has dropped of the face of the earth, they show up. Similar when flushing a toilet, you walk away and notice the turd hasn't gone down all the way, requiring you to walk back, wait for the water to refill and reflush...
Man, that Mario Lopez from Saved By The Bell is a turd that won't flush. Just when I think his career is over, he jumps back into a made for tv movie.
by earn7 November 19, 2008
by Mos before Bros April 17, 2007
The phrase that people say to their boss when they know that they have fucked up and their boss has yelled at them at them. This is the acceptable response apart from "sorry" that should be used when apologising to a boss. The harshness of the reason can vary from being late to shredding a court case report. The result is always the same, the accused, embarrassed and flustered, the boss, pissed off, saying "it better not" and the rest of the workers staring at the accused.
Boss: Hey Gary, have you seen the Johnson Parking ticket case? It was on my desk.
Gary: Was it on the same corner that is the shred pile?
Boss: Yes, have you seen it?
Gary: I kind of shredded it...
Boss: YOU DID WHAT???
Gary: But it was on the shred pile
Boss: ALWAYS ASK ME WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SHRED SOMETHING. NOW GO INTO THE SHREDDER AND PICK OUT ALL THE PAPER FROM THE FILE AND STICK IT BACK TOGETHER!!!
Gary: Sorry Mr Stevens. It won't happen again.
Boss: It better not.
Gary: Was it on the same corner that is the shred pile?
Boss: Yes, have you seen it?
Gary: I kind of shredded it...
Boss: YOU DID WHAT???
Gary: But it was on the shred pile
Boss: ALWAYS ASK ME WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SHRED SOMETHING. NOW GO INTO THE SHREDDER AND PICK OUT ALL THE PAPER FROM THE FILE AND STICK IT BACK TOGETHER!!!
Gary: Sorry Mr Stevens. It won't happen again.
Boss: It better not.
by Sieffy May 6, 2013
Chell: "What shoud i have for lunch today?"
Dave: "How about a hot dog."
Chell: "But it won't fill me."
Dave: "How about a hot dog."
Chell: "But it won't fill me."
by Margin Monkey #1 March 2, 2011
1: A person that continues to waffle on.
2: Usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.
2: Usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.
Person1: Hey, did you see that show yesterday? The guy in it split his head open. I hope he's okay. I wonder what it would be like to split your head open. What do you think? I bet it would be painful, probably so painful you'd end up in hospital. I wonder-
Person2: Shut up man.
Person1: - how big the hospital bill would be. I would probably end up bankrupt if I had to pay something as huge as that. Then I wouldn't be able to buy-
Person2: Dude, you won't shut up and it's annoying me.
Person1: - McDonalds or clothes or anything. I would be so bored. I would probably kill myself if I got that bored.
Person2: Dude, I want to kill myself now.
Person1: Don't kill yourself! There are many reasons you shouldn't, and here's a big list...
Person2: Shut up man.
Person1: - how big the hospital bill would be. I would probably end up bankrupt if I had to pay something as huge as that. Then I wouldn't be able to buy-
Person2: Dude, you won't shut up and it's annoying me.
Person1: - McDonalds or clothes or anything. I would be so bored. I would probably kill myself if I got that bored.
Person2: Dude, I want to kill myself now.
Person1: Don't kill yourself! There are many reasons you shouldn't, and here's a big list...
by Jojishi123 December 15, 2011
Pretty much asking for verbal encouragement from somebody else. Egging another person on to say "you won't," so you'll have something to say you did.
"Man, you aren't gonna actually tell that teacher she's a fat bitch who sucks the mailman's dick behind her husband's back, right?"
"Say I won't. Say I fuckin won't."
"Say I won't. Say I fuckin won't."
by RiceBeani March 26, 2020