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Won't Shut Up

1: A person that continues to waffle on.
2: Usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.
Person1: Hey, did you see that show yesterday? The guy in it split his head open. I hope he's okay. I wonder what it would be like to split your head open. What do you think? I bet it would be painful, probably so painful you'd end up in hospital. I wonder-
Person2: Shut up man.
Person1: - how big the hospital bill would be. I would probably end up bankrupt if I had to pay something as huge as that. Then I wouldn't be able to buy-
Person2: Dude, you won't shut up and it's annoying me.
Person1: - McDonalds or clothes or anything. I would be so bored. I would probably kill myself if I got that bored.
Person2: Dude, I want to kill myself now.
Person1: Don't kill yourself! There are many reasons you shouldn't, and here's a big list...
by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011
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a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.
(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
by MateoDoge April 25, 2020
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my class wont shut the fuck up

everyone exept me: jreuhdgijrehgkjrngjrengjkerngrejgnreiguergjnrekgnrejgnerjgnrjgnrngrgfsknfjb *plays noises8
me: just shut the fuck up
everyone exept me: NO mfbjhrngjrgnrjgnjrgnrjrhb *plays noises*
people in my class wont shut the fuck up
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wont-shutup-a-saurus

A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).
Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.
by Old man Herbert January 24, 2008
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