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WOMM-PEEZ

on girls: little baby hairs around the edge of their ponytails that stick or curl out
My wompies are all over the place today.

I need some hairspray to deal with my wompies.
wompies by snookisnooks May 19, 2011
Used to signify that the person you are talking to just made a bad joke. Usually used when one person is makin fun of someone else and no one laughs.
A: Your so fat you'd probably eat that whole pie.

...silence...

B: Wompies
wompies by SV Screamin Eagle May 10, 2009

Homies Before Womies 

The Homies will never break your heart, so don’t let a a girl/Womie get in the way of the Homie Relationship
Peter: Sorry Homies, I’m can’t go to IHOP. I’m going to Kendra’s House
James: WOW, Homies before Womies
More than one Wombie; a group of Wombies.

Wombies are modified wombats, created to be the world's best pets. They could be better drivers, however.
Never let your Wombies drive your car unless you have really good insurance.
Wombies by Binky December 28, 2003
when a womans nipple is equal to or greater than half of her breast
Wow, I didn't realize Deb had such large womples until she took her shirt off last night.
womples by Ryan58 April 6, 2006

Stompie Wompie 

When some eats your hamburger then ejaculates in your stew, so you curb stomp them exactly 13 times while dancing with Mr. Pickles.
Jeffery: Yo what did you do to Mike after he ate your hamburger and ejaculated into it?

Tom: I gave him that Stompie Wompie so hard pickles came out his ears.