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Woman to woman

It comes from the song “Woman to woman” by Shirley Brown. It means that said man is cheating with someone else.

Hence why the song builds up to “ So woman to woman. I don't think it's being anymore than fair. Then to call you and let you know where I'm coming from” to explain to Barbara (from Shirley’s POV) that the man she’s seeing is already spoken for.
Natalie: Do you think Richard is attractive? He’s been flirting with me for a week now.

Janice: ..Woman to woman.. Richard is seeing someone for 6 years now.
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A verb used to replace action words women are meant to do. Usually used on woman who are kept on short leashes or very girly men who complain and/or bitch about things. May be replaced with verbs to get out of the way, to cook, to clean, to do laundry, to complain, take care (of kids), ect.
1)Go into the kitchen and woman me up some dinner.

2)Woman yourself out of the way.

3)Just try to woman yourself quiet.
To Woman by WesKid123 May 25, 2010

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.
Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

Sold Out to the Woman

similar to selling out to the man, when a man (or woman) changes who they are, what they like, or how they act in order to impress a female. The power of women is so intense, only those with the strongest of wills can avoid such an atrocity.
I remember when me and Jeff used to listen to Led Zeppelin and ZZ Top Together as kids, but ever since he sold out to the woman all he listens to is Nickelback.

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

explaining to a woman 

Something men simply cannot do, ever.
"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"