wolf fleece

The go-to clothing choice of the over 50’s, obese population. Usually spotted buying utter shite at the local market, or inhabiting your local seaside town with a fag in hand and hair as greasy as the bottom of a chip fryer. You’ll be able to smell a person wearing a wolf fleece before you see them. Tend to be covered in dog hair and lacking teeth.

Person 1: ‘ey Shazza, I fkin love your wolf fleece’

Person 2: ‘ta kez, it only cost me a tenner from danh the mahket, I spent the last of ma benefits money on it’

by Bigshaz May 31, 2018

Wolf Fleecer

An urban hunter, always on the prowl, ready to jump into action at any time.

(A person who stalks and captures images on camera of fasion retards who wear animal print fleece jackets... eg Wolf Fleece, Dolphin Fleece, WIld Horse Fleece etc etc)

Generally hanging around where their pray may congregate. eg. Dole office, 99p stores, B&M, Braintree High Street, shitty market stools.

"had to run off from my family, saw a proper fashion retard in a Wolf Fleece duck into Cashconverters and had to snap it"

"Tartan trolly?, check
Black pumps, white socks?, check
ill fitting smelly old yoga pants, fatty legs?, check
Smells like she shit herself last week?!,
Animal print fleece?, check"

((Stalks, Takes photo, uoloads to > Wolf fleece, the height of fashion on the street today on FB)

Wolf Fleecer

by GoLarge January 30, 2021