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woiberine 

woiberine is the sexiest and swaggiest mf to ever walk this planet. i really don’t understand how such a sexy human being is allowed to exist. woiberine is also makotos.tears’ lover. they’ve been in love for centuries and will be married for centuries to come. this is true love people. woiberine belongs to makotos.tears so don’t fucking try them
woah you follow woiberine?? you must have impeccable taste to follow such a sexy person.
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woiberine 

woiberine is the funniest fb meme page to ever exist. he is god and they're very hot. you will notice that some of their top kins are tsukishima kei, saiki kusuo, and bakugo katsuki. his platonic soulmate is naiaisswag and they are better than makotos.tears. makotos.tears can go choke on a rock.
person 1: omg is that woiberine he is so amaizng and hot

person 2: omg thats god u cant talk about god like that
woiberine by stnedsmbrro June 30, 2021

woiberine 

an instagram account managed by the hottest person to ever exist. simply the greatest🐐
hey have you heard about woiberine? yes i have please dont talk about that account i think im going to faint because im in love with that person
woiberine by hotmilf28 June 29, 2021

woiberine 

Woiberine is a pretty cool and very handsome meme page owner, they are also a very talented artist ;)
Person 1: Hey I liked that meme you posted on your story the other day
Person 2: Thanks! It was made by woiberine, you should check them out
woiberine by cookies r yum June 29, 2021

I'd take the wolverines 

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.
"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"

Fucking, Wolverine.

Such a phrase should only be used when you cannot remember what you were originally talking about, and need time to think. Instead of saying "Ummm" or "Errr", you would say "Fucking..." Followed, after a slight pause, by "...Wolverine."
Phillip, to Ben; "Dude, I just had a thought! You look like Fucking, Wolverine."

Ben; "What?"

Phillip; "Fucking, that pirate guy from that film, you know the one."
Standing at 5'3" and weighing in just over 250+ lbs, he is considered the "best there is at what he does," which, of course, is fighting. Armed with animal keen senses (i.e.: hyper keen scent tracking, enhanced hearing and sight), an unbrakable, laced-with-adamantium skeleton, a set of razor-sharp claws, enhanced strength (due to the bodily adaptation to carrying all the extra weight provided by the metal in his body), and an enhanced healing factor, he is considered to be one of the deadliest mutants of the x-universe.
wolverine by Johnny SkunkaDu October 10, 2003