Acronym standing for 'West London Middle Class Rude Boy', a young male educated at a West London independent school such as St. Paul's School or Latymer Upper School, residing in areas of west London such as Notting Hill, Shepherd's Bush, Kensington and Chiswick. They spent their youth in education listening to UK Hip Hop and Garage and adopted a manner of speech and behaviour akin the that of working class youth in the south north and east of London.
"Skeen blud, you got a zoot to bun? I'm jamming down my yard in Notting Hill with some brehs from school".
"Easy, I'm on my way, WLMCRB for life"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!