wizard shit
wizard shit by bung the booce October 21, 2014
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Wizard Shit
Wizard Shit can mean anything from Dungeons and Dragons to Harry Potter and all of his wizard shit. The term has it's roots from word wizard, and the word shit. First developed by me when my friends new roommates started playing Dungeon and Dragons and warhamms and all that god awful garbage.
"What are all those nerds up to over there?", "Those nerds are up to some serious Wizard Shit over there"
"Quit playing that fucking Wizard Shit and go outside"
"Quit playing that fucking Wizard Shit and go outside"
Wizard Shit by Crabs McCaffery September 27, 2009
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Wizard Shit Lord
When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.
Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.
Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?
Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?
Wizard Shit Lord by Michael Tollhouse Cookies January 20, 2009
Shit Wizard
When originally coined in a karmic supernova of recognition: my sister caused a big drama-filled shitstorm around our wedding that was nothing to do with my wife being Sikh and more to do with my sister being an incredible shit wizard
Shit Wizard by makosanders May 6, 2011
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