witch garden 

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

witch garden by ethenog July 25, 2017

Garden with your ho 

To prune your lady's pubic hair, as defined by the music group The Sandbaggers (2007)

"Man, you can't bring your girl to the beach with all that hair hangin' out. You better garden with your ho."

Garden with your ho by The Sandbaggers February 11, 2007

spring garden dog with mange 

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

spring garden dog with mange by kdad12345 April 17, 2017

Garment Watch 

An activity practiced by Mormons and non-Mormons, where individuals engage in the pursuit of spotting Mormon garment outlines in public settings. The objective of Garment Watch is to discreetly identify the unique undergarments worn by Mormons.

Participants of Garment Watch exhibit keen observational skills, often scanning crowds in search of subtle hints such as fabric drapes, shirt tucks, or bulges that might indicate the presence of garments.

Whenever I’m in public I play Garment Watch

Garment Watch by Jerry Red July 5, 2023