wishcott 

verb. (wĭsh′kŏt) A portmanteau of the words "wish" and "boycott." An aspirational boycott, or a longing or desire to abstain from using, buying, or dealing with an entity to inflict some economic loss on the target to try to compel the target to alter an objectionable behavior.

"Republicans could only wishcott Budlight because they were cheap assholes."

"I wanted to boycott Walmart but because they are the only place I can buy bread I wishcott them."

wishcott by Dr. Catz February 21, 2024

wiscotti

Game-time snacks and appetizers. (Originally, a delicious twice-baked confection, studded with cranberries after the Italian fashion. Hard as a slab of the Frozen Tundra, it was intended as an accompaniment to, and often dunked in, a mug of beer.)

Why don't you come over for the game? We'll have plenty of beer and the usual Wiscotti ...

wiscotti by Markspal December 3, 2014

Biscotti Wiscotti 

A bar of stool shaped like a ladyfinger

Jerome: I just dropped a massive shit cake at the toilet.
Ruediger: Cool! Were there some Biscotti Wiscotti in it?
Jerome: Always

Biscotti Wiscotti by BiscottiWiscotti March 15, 2018