A state that is somehow more populated than Minnesota, but has about 100 times less to offer the world. They also have a total douchebag as a governor who only answers to his corporate overlords. I really feel bad for the people that got screwed by his actions. You are welcome to move to Illinois, where human beings are actually valued.
They have an NFL team in a town that really has no business having one (hey, let's give one to every mediocre small-sized town while we are at it). Their largest city is a suburb of Chicago. The state is overshadowed by such regional "power-players" as Indiana and Michigan.
Yes, I am aware that it has beer and fireworks. Big fuckin deal... so does every state in the U.S. South, and that is the nation's anus. Beer an Fireworks are not a measure of excellence.
Wisconsin does have some good things though. Their school system was one of the best in the country, but I am sure Scott Walker will have none of that in the future. Madison is kind of pretty, and cheese curds cannot be beat.
They have an NFL team in a town that really has no business having one (hey, let's give one to every mediocre small-sized town while we are at it). Their largest city is a suburb of Chicago. The state is overshadowed by such regional "power-players" as Indiana and Michigan.
Yes, I am aware that it has beer and fireworks. Big fuckin deal... so does every state in the U.S. South, and that is the nation's anus. Beer an Fireworks are not a measure of excellence.
Wisconsin does have some good things though. Their school system was one of the best in the country, but I am sure Scott Walker will have none of that in the future. Madison is kind of pretty, and cheese curds cannot be beat.
Bill: Hey let's go to Wisconsin
Ted: Cool, what are we going to do there?
Bill: um... they have beer and fireworks.
Ted: Safeway has beer too.
Bill: Yes... that is true.
Ted: ...and wtf are we going to do with fireworks? Besides there are women in THIS state that DON'T have facial hair... let's go set off some of them.
Bill: True... fuck Wisconsin.
Ted: Cool, what are we going to do there?
Bill: um... they have beer and fireworks.
Ted: Safeway has beer too.
Bill: Yes... that is true.
Ted: ...and wtf are we going to do with fireworks? Besides there are women in THIS state that DON'T have facial hair... let's go set off some of them.
Bill: True... fuck Wisconsin.
by Flick507 May 8, 2011
Some might say Wisconsin is a beer and cheese state. Some will say its the best for parties. I say that Wisconsin is just like any other state. It is so cold you can feel you can't finger tips, but I wouldn't like Wisconsin any other why. Wisconsin is full of warm, welcoming, hard working people. some live in the city, other country and most in small towns. Wisconsin is a state that is near and dear to my heart. Now so people are jerks, but that's just people. Most are nice and will want to to feel like home. Wisconsin is the place all people with soft, loving, and caring hearts belong
by riost September 25, 2015
1.Cold fucking state (See also Minnesota
2. home of the Crazy Football Fans (Chedderheads, Cheese Heads)
3. Nice State but i like it where i live
2. home of the Crazy Football Fans (Chedderheads, Cheese Heads)
3. Nice State but i like it where i live
1.Man it is fucking cold
2. WE LOST! *moons Leaving Visiting team and still doesn't get arrested*
3. meh if i stay here i'll either blow a cap in every Green Bay Native or in my own head.
2. WE LOST! *moons Leaving Visiting team and still doesn't get arrested*
3. meh if i stay here i'll either blow a cap in every Green Bay Native or in my own head.
by Scary Terry April 9, 2005
by AlluhuAkbar April 10, 2016
A state who's residents couldn't drive right if their life depended on it. Wisconsinites can't drive worth shit. Ilinois drivers are the best! Wisconsin drivers are overly cautious to the point where they cause accidents. You have to be aggressive like Chicago drivers.
"That idiot acts like he doesn't understand the concept of a 4-way stop." "He must be from Wisconsin." "Well, I'll be damned, he has a Wisconsin license plate." "That dickhead!"
"Chicago drivers Rock!"
"Chicago drivers Rock!"
by Britt March 20, 2005
Person 1: He called her a "coastie". What does that mean?
Person 2: He is a Wisconsin-Z. Stay way from him.
Person 1: Why did he fire her?
Person 2: He is a Wisconsin-Z. He fired her because she is Indian.
Person 2: He is a Wisconsin-Z. Stay way from him.
Person 1: Why did he fire her?
Person 2: He is a Wisconsin-Z. He fired her because she is Indian.
by fastidious johnson July 21, 2012