winyard

A complete jackass. Everyone hates him, especially if his first name is Connor.

Wow, he is such a winyard.

by Beck4i November 1, 2013

Wingardium Leviosa

A fictional spell from the Harry Potter series. Its supposed to make objects hoover in midair; The Levitation Spell.

Ron: Wingardium LeviosAA!
Hermione: Stop! Stop! Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA.
Ron: You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on.
Hermione: Wingardium Leviosa!

by rafarafa May 30, 2005

Wingard

Noun/Verb

"Wingard" is a name or term given to a male of extreme coolness. He is usually perfect in physique and is into cars and gadgets. Girls go crazy over him, simply put; he is a god.

Girl: Oh my god, I met a "Wingard" last night at the club!

by Professor Chikita May 9, 2011

Wingardium Leviosa

In the Wizarding world, a levitation spell used to lift objects - such as feathers, sticks, etc - in the air. To perform this spell, it requires a swish and flick of your designated wand.

According to the brightest witch of our age, it is pronounced Wingardium leviOsa, not leviosA.

Swish and flick.

Take notes, wizards.

by TinyNova November 18, 2020

Winzard

The act of drinking ones beer then taping a full beer on top of the empty one. Upon completion of the second beer and/or forty, the next one is taped upon the first two. This continues until you have created a "Winzard Staff". When asked if you are creating a "Wizard Staff", the correct response is, "No dude, those are for pussies!".

Did you drill a hole through all those beers and tape them together? No dude, it's a Winzard, you drink that shit first!

by DJ Winzard January 14, 2010

Wingardium Leviosa

The act of causing a male to have an erection without touching his penis in any way.

Girl 1: Does that guy have a boner for you?
Girl 2: Ya, I Wingardium Leviosa'd him just by bending over in these jeans.
Girl 1: Gross.

by dedwyf March 5, 2013

wintard

A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.

Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.

by rapskat September 14, 2005