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Windows 93

Windows93.net is a website that emulates the original prototype of Windows that was given to 1 person, who leaked it to windows93.net and is viewable for free.

It seems that the concept for Windows was stolen from a french artist called "Jankenpopp"

Windows93 is very cool and i find it weird that most of the applications on Windows 93 were removed from Windows 95.

Windows 93 also has a chat application called Trollbox, where you will get trolled by really dumb trolls.
It also seems to have it's own version of 4chan, Bonzichan.

The owner of Windows93.net is unknown, but Jankenpopp has finally gotten the recognition that he deserves for making the original windows concept and not getting credited for it. Congrats to jankenpopp.
1: Did you know windows was originally made by a french artist?
2: Woah! That's very cool, can i see what they made back then?
3: Sure! Just go to windows93.net on your favorite version of Netscape Navigator, 9.0 recommended.

Windows 93 is a very interesting thing that you should try out today. Use Netscape Navigator 9.0 for maximum errors.
Windows 93 by Upwader December 16, 2020
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Windows98Gamer 

a youtuber with no life makes sm64 videos
Is that Windows98Gamer? i wanna PLAY with him for GODS SAKE
Windows98Gamer by macgamer January 10, 2021

Windows98love 

The best Tiktoker (in my opinion) Can be defined as a cool dude that loves old tech.
John:Did you hear about Windows98love.
Jake:Yeah, his vids are pretty cool.
Windows98love by xXSalo7aXx March 14, 2021

Windows3.1tan

a wikian on the proseka wiki. she promises she's sane but im pretty sure thats a lie.
if you call her windows or use he/him on her, beware, for she is in your walls.
'yo windows is so sane'
'who tf is windows?'
'windows3.1tan??? on the proseka wiki??'
'did you just call her WINDOWS????????'
'um. yeah?? is that not the name???'
'yeah um. *points at her running towards you* you might wanna run'
'oh. i thought his name was windows...'
'HIS???'
'are those not his pronouns?'
'*points at her running to you at double speed* if you value your life, run.'
Windows3.1tan by anonymous November 26, 2023

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026