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Windows 93

Windows93.net is a website that emulates the original prototype of Windows that was given to 1 person, who leaked it to windows93.net and is viewable for free.

It seems that the concept for Windows was stolen from a french artist called "Jankenpopp"

Windows93 is very cool and i find it weird that most of the applications on Windows 93 were removed from Windows 95.

Windows 93 also has a chat application called Trollbox, where you will get trolled by really dumb trolls.
It also seems to have it's own version of 4chan, Bonzichan.

The owner of Windows93.net is unknown, but Jankenpopp has finally gotten the recognition that he deserves for making the original windows concept and not getting credited for it. Congrats to jankenpopp.
1: Did you know windows was originally made by a french artist?
2: Woah! That's very cool, can i see what they made back then?
3: Sure! Just go to windows93.net on your favorite version of Netscape Navigator, 9.0 recommended.

Windows 93 is a very interesting thing that you should try out today. Use Netscape Navigator 9.0 for maximum errors.
Windows 93 by Upwader December 16, 2020
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Windows98Gamer 

a youtuber with no life makes sm64 videos
Is that Windows98Gamer? i wanna PLAY with him for GODS SAKE
Windows98Gamer by macgamer January 10, 2021

Windows98love 

The best Tiktoker (in my opinion) Can be defined as a cool dude that loves old tech.
John:Did you hear about Windows98love.
Jake:Yeah, his vids are pretty cool.
Windows98love by xXSalo7aXx March 14, 2021

Windows3.1tan

a wikian on the proseka wiki. she promises she's sane but im pretty sure thats a lie.
if you call her windows or use he/him on her, beware, for she is in your walls.
'yo windows is so sane'
'who tf is windows?'
'windows3.1tan??? on the proseka wiki??'
'did you just call her WINDOWS????????'
'um. yeah?? is that not the name???'
'yeah um. *points at her running towards you* you might wanna run'
'oh. i thought his name was windows...'
'HIS???'
'are those not his pronouns?'
'*points at her running to you at double speed* if you value your life, run.'
Windows3.1tan by anonymous November 26, 2023

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026