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Your god.

Shitass is god, and he has been challenged many times
they say; shitass is the son of Jesus and you cant stop him, even if you try your hardest.
Many people have asked him "hey shitass, wanna see my (speedrun, speedbridge technique, etc)" and they have failed terribly and have been shamed for it.

Never underestimate shitass
you: Hey shitass, wanna see me speedrun?
shitass: I'm already at the end and just killed the dragon
by Upwader October 23, 2020
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Windows93.net is a website that emulates the original prototype of Windows that was given to 1 person, who leaked it to windows93.net and is viewable for free.

It seems that the concept for Windows was stolen from a french artist called "Jankenpopp"

Windows93 is very cool and i find it weird that most of the applications on Windows 93 were removed from Windows 95.

Windows 93 also has a chat application called Trollbox, where you will get trolled by really dumb trolls.
It also seems to have it's own version of 4chan, Bonzichan.

The owner of Windows93.net is unknown, but Jankenpopp has finally gotten the recognition that he deserves for making the original windows concept and not getting credited for it. Congrats to jankenpopp.
1: Did you know windows was originally made by a french artist?
2: Woah! That's very cool, can i see what they made back then?
3: Sure! Just go to windows93.net on your favorite version of Netscape Navigator, 9.0 recommended.

Windows 93 is a very interesting thing that you should try out today. Use Netscape Navigator 9.0 for maximum errors.
by Upwader December 17, 2020
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WarioWare is a legendary tier series hosted by the man, Wareeoh.
Purpose is to lose all of your lovely lives in 40 minutes of trying to get the preliminary level's world record.
It peaked when its DS Variant was released.
1: Hey i got my copy of WarioWare Mecra MicrogameDOLLARSIGN!!!
2: cool wanna play ping pong, chicken race, or anything?
by Upwader September 24, 2019
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