Wigsa 

To be premature..like a whole day premature

The "example" was posted on THURSDAY 30th Nov.by Wigsa

After being told by numerous sources on this forum that a press conference would be held on Friday morning detailing the finalised takeover,here we are on Friday morning and here we are still waiting on further information.

I'm hoping that there is still time for a press conference to be held,but i'm not feeling convinced about it.

Will this club ever have a new owner??
end original statement

Oh no cried his wife..thats the 3rd wigsa this month.

I turned up for the concert but had pulled a wigsa cos they ain't playing til tomorrow

Wigsa by RaZahberry November 30, 2006

Wiglack 

A word used as an offensive slur of any kind. Replaces the N-word F-slur, R-word, etc

Those fucking wiglacks switch gender every two seconds.
Without those wiglacks in our country 9/11 never would have happened.

Wiglack by M1m3loT August 28, 2020

Wiganed 

Wiganed. (verb) - To do fuck all for a prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. Comes from the football team Wigan Athletic F.C being shit all season until they really needed a win and beat Man Utd, Arsenal and Newcastle.

"I didn't study but I Wiganed that exam"

Wiganed by Bastboost October 1, 2012

wigs on the green 

Wigs on the green refers to a fight, brawl or fracas, or to a difference of opinion that could lead to fisticuffs. It often appears as “there’ll be wigs on the green”, as a warning (or a prediction) that an altercation is likely to occur.

It is originally Irish, dating from the eighteenth century, when men usually wore wigs. If a fight started, the first thing that happened was that the wigs of those involved would be knocked off and would roll incongruously about on the grass, to the amusement of bystanders and the embarrassment of participants.

It has fallen out of use in modern times but continues to be used by intellectuals especially in Ireland.

Will there be wigs on the green at the meeting tonight do you think?

wigs on the green by netwhizkid January 25, 2008

Wiggatop 

When a girl thinks she gives good head

She talked good head game. Brought her home, turns out she’s just a wiggatop.

Wiggatop by Shan g August 17, 2019

Bring in the powdered wigs 

An exclamation made when one has decided to take their personal conflicts to the next level by getting the law involved and filing a civil suit.

-That guy wouldn't compensate me for damages caused by his wet floor, so I chose to Bring in the Powdered Wigs.

Bring in the powdered wigs by Psycloned January 11, 2012

Wigan wank 

An act of masturbation whilst eating a pie.

"Did you do anything nice for lunch today?"
"No, I just had a Wigan wank in the van before I went round to fix that boiler."

Wigan wank by EmmaBunny December 18, 2020