A Special language used by those who are known to wear overpriced preppy clothing and drive japanese ricer shit (see civic for more information) it is common among those who claim to live in the "ghetto" (see white neighborhood) and have to "earn everything they own" (see bullshit)
Wigger: Yo dawg that civic be mad hype mang, i be prou to drie da thing mang.
Human Being: I do believe this wigger is speaking wiggerese, i think i will try to translate
Wigger:Yo mang wut you be talkin bout? why you gotsta be talkins shits yo?
Human Being: I believe he is saying 'What are you talking about my good man, and why have you begun to slander me so?
To be of extremely dubious origin; Most likely containing a large amount of BS; To be "Full of Sh*t"; To contain a large number of untruths or carefully worded inaccuracies designed to make someone or something appear much better or more effective than in reality. To be based largely out of fantasy.
History: After the well known martial artist Jim Wagner of Black Belt magazine fame who has been regularly outed for being a Walter Mitty type character by his peers
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"