Wiener Wash 

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

Wiener Wash by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

Dirty South Wiener Wash 

When a man curtsy flushes after diarrheaing in a toilet, the toilet water splashes the penis head and leaves fragments of poop on the penis.

*flush*

Man 1: Ah What the fuck?

Man 2: Ha ha sounds like you got a dirty south wiener wash!

Dirty South Wiener Wash by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

Wolf river Weiner wash 

Fingerblast a chick on a sandbar along side a river, getting sand into her vagina. Then you fuck her hard, no lube. Then cum inside her, pull your cum and sand covered dick out, a wash off your dick in her mouth.

I was floatin down the river, and got a hankerin for a wolf river Weiner washer with the old lady.

Wolf river Weiner wash by poodlesandglitter69 July 13, 2018

wiener washer 

Somebody who gives blowjobs. Derogatory slang for a gay male.

Me: you little wiener washer.
You: Yeah, so what.

wiener washer by H0lyC0w October 5, 2009

Weiner wash 

To shower

“Dude where you going?”

“Weiner wash brb”

Weiner wash by Panru January 15, 2019

Washington Wiener Wrap 

A man must wrap his shaft in a tortilla (preferably cornmeal) to substitute for a condom. Then proceed to insert Mexican Ingredients into the woman's anus and vagina. The man will then fuck her profuciley, causing the ingredients to mush, the woman will then force them out into the tortilla and roll it as best she can and then proceed to eat it.

"Latino Women give the best Washington Wiener Wraps."

Washington Wiener Wrap by LSDemonKid March 17, 2017

weiner washer 

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s

guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt

weiner washer by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019