Big ole thick lady that loves to
muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed
to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if
you know what I mean.
Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?
Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s
juicy peach last night under the bleacher at
the football stadium.
Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.
Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “
wicked fat dyke”