whorpio

A word that scorpios can use as a way to some up there actions or thoughts on some crazy outrageous sexual conquest or exploitation.

Guy 1: I would like u to meet my friend. this right here ppl is the man!!! He use to get more ass then donkey heaven!!

A Scorpio : hey u no me I use to be a real whorpio.

Ex 2:

guy 1: are you kidding me standards? You have no thing even resembling standards. You would fuck a freshly squeezed bag of a boils puss n juices if someone were to draw eyes on it n leave it unattended for a fraction of a second.

A Scorpio: a whorpios gonna be a whorpio!!!

whorpio by Glassick January 5, 2020

whordiot 

A portmanteau of whore and idiot. Coined by Malory Archer in the tv show Archer.

Pam: "Holy shitspace! Hey guys, we got a problem!"
Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."

Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"

whordiot by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021

whordiot 

as defined on "Archer" a whordiot is a cross between a whore and an idiot. A woman of loose morals and highly questionable intelligence.

My soon to be ex-wife is a real whordiot. She walked out on an 18 year marriage with three sons to shack up with a guy 10-15 years younger than she is. How long does she think that's going to last?

whordiot by FCKEDOVERBYWOMEN August 9, 2012

Whorrior 

A Whorrior is someone who battles the injustices of whores attempting to sabotage relationships

Derived from 'whore' + 'warrior'

Example 1: This bitch was trying to seduce my friend while his girlfriend wasn't around. So I became a Whorrior and told her to step off.

Example 2: Some dude with a shirt three sizes to small was hitting on my girlfriend at the bar. But her best friend is a great Whorrior and pushed that douche off his barstool!

Whorrior by The Whorrios! July 23, 2011

whorious

the act of being a whore

Jessica was a whorious specimen that ditched Casanova for a pothead.

whorious by Bob Billy John March 15, 2010

Weekend Whorrior 

A person that looks forward to unleashing their inner sexual freak on the weekend.

"You know that prude girl from accounting?"
"Yea, why?"
"I took her out this weekend, and she let me run the numbers on her all nite long"
"Nice. Sounds like you found a Weekend Whorrior"

Weekend Whorrior by JByrdLa May 18, 2010

Whorpion 

A whore you care about so much it hurts when you part ways, you are poisoned and killed slowly and painfully when others find the mark and whorture you more.

The only cure for a whorpion attack is a shot of juvi juice.

Whorpion by 1s bitten 2wi shy May 4, 2009